So here goes.
#10) Perfect beard scruff, not too much, not too little. Like a kid brother of Joe Manganiello. Dis. Gust. Ing. Who likes rugged guys like that?
#9) Intense green eyes? Naw.
#8) A guy who sacrifices himself to save his young daughters? What a turn off. Give me selfish fellas all day long.
#7) Immortal strength and stamina...in bed? That's a big cup of NOPE.
#6) Desire to make the world safer from evil? Boring.
#5) Desire to make a woman's toes curl? I can get that if I hit my thumb with a hammer.
#4) Compound interest x 200 years = hot billionaire? Bleeeh. So yesterday. Give me something interesting, like a "Kudzillionaire's Secret Lover".
#3) 2% body fat? Oh, ouch. My fingers hurt at the thought of being forced to trace the rock-hard, bulging, ripped pecs and abs. Um, well now.... Hmmm. Uh oh.
#2) Willingness to protect the woman he loves? Ok, maybe a tiny swoon. Just a little one.
#1) Cajun accent coming from a tall, handsome, cut, perfectly-bearded guy, who cares about children and the woman he loves? No way in....Hell. Yes.....